funny jokes for all

funny jokes for u to enjoy your day and stay happy:):)

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

crazy jokes collection

here comes some cool and crazy jokes to make you laugh out loud

1.Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

khana kharab ho gaya..

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !....hahaha

2.Santa court mein judge se:

Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

crazy english speaking skills

funny english......it reminds me about my sports teacher at school.....Mr satvir A.K.A charlie who used this kind of english for communication with students.

Hilarious jokes for a maths geek

funny maths jokes that every maths geek will enjoy....

1.

Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z".

Explanation: The formula for volume is π · (radius)2 ·( height). In this case, pi · z ·z ·a.

2.

A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?"

B: "log cabin."

A: "Nope, houseboat--you forgot the C."

Explanation: We're treating "cabin" is a variable.

The integral of 1/x is loge(x).

However, since it's integration, you've got to add a constant.

So ∫(1/cabin) = loge(cabin) + c, or "a log cabin plus the sea."

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funny quote

Safety Tip for Winters !!

Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water..
&
throw
water on d mirror
&
say..

" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! "

 

keep laughing:):):):)

crazy picture jokes