crazy answers by super cool kids

hats off to you dude for your wits :):)....you get 0% marks in exams ...lolz

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? ......
* in his last battle 

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?.....
* at the bottom of the page  

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?.....
* liquid 

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?.....
* marriage 

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?....
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?....
* Lunch & Dinner 

Q7. What looks like half an apple?....
* The other half 

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?.....
* wet 

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?.....
* No problem, he sleeps at night 

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?..... * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand 

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?.....
* Very large hands 

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?.....
* No time at all, the wall is already built 

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? .....
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.